What would the competent Dmoz editor say?

Okay, while I'm waiting on my Dmoz pink-slip why don't we play a little game? I'll have a series of questions with multiple choice answers. Your job is to pick the answer that a competent Dmoz editor would say. Hey, what a great way to increase your Dmoz knowledge!

1. How long will it take for my site to be reviewed?

A. Whenever I feel like getting to it.
B. When hell freezes over.
C. I don't know.
D. When Oprah Winfrey dies and gives me all her money. Hey, we secretly married!
E. All the above.


2. Why are all my competitors listed and I'm not?

A. What is a "competitors?"
B. Because your business sucks!
C. Because I'm your competitor, MUHAHAHAHAH!
D. Because no one's gotten around to reviewing it, yet.
E. All the above.


3. Why is Dmoz slower than a dinosaur when listing sites?

A. We're proudly a Web 1.0 production, so get lost.
B. We're all senior citizens just getting used to the Internet.
C. You're wrong. We're faster than a speeding bullet!
D. Because all the editors went on strike 3 years ago. You didn't know that?
E. The number of sites submitted to the directory VS the number of active editors. You do the math.


4. Can I contact the editor?

A. Only if you want to die.
B. Hell no!
C. Editors have e-mail addresses?
D. Yes.
E. All the above.


5. Why aren't editors required to edit every day?

A. Because they have real lives.
B. Because webmasters don't want them to.
C. Because Dmoz is only open on a seasonal basis.
D. What is an "editors?"
E. All the above.


6. Why do editors rarely respond to my e-mails?

A. Because they're too busy stealing your identity, beginning with your e-mail address and name.
B. They are busy creating an account on myspace.com hoping to give you a bad reputation.
C. They know you're ugly and they don't respond to ugly people.
D. Because they're tired of mean responses sent by mean people.
E. All the above.


7. Why isn't Dmoz dead yet?

A. Dead? I didn't know Dmoz was living.
B. It refuses to die because it wants to annoy you.
C. Because all the editors have no life so they need something to do.
D. Because it wants to kill the Yahoo directory first.
E. One word: AOL.


8. Why doesn't my site get many hits from Dmoz?

A. Because editors are too busy shopping at your competitors site.
B. Because your site is ugly.
C. Because Dmoz is like a graveyard; people only visit it when they have to.
D. You have many sites you are competing with.
E. All the above.


9. Is Dmoz affiliated with Google?

A. Yes.
B. No.
C. No and yes.
D. Maybe.
E. All the above.


10. What do I need to do to become an editor?

A. Start doing drugs and smoking cigarettes.
B. Create a website of your own and submit it to the directory.
C. Fill out an editor application.
D. Pray and throw a penny in a wishing well.
E. You? An editor? Bwahahahah, that's so funny.

The next quiz will be on what an incompetent Dmoz editor would say. So, brush up on your Dmoz knowledge! Scroll to the end for the answers.













Answers:
1. C
2. D
3. E
4. D
5. A
6. D
7. E
8. D
9. B
10. C