OMG! More Late Breaking News From DMOZ!

OMG! You guys are not, and I mean NOT, gonna believe what breaking news there is about Dmoz now! This will absolutely blow your minds away. I mean it's so crazy that your hair will stand up like Don King's! That's how crazy it is. Read more below about this late breaking important Dmoz news...but, first, here's a whoa-is-me, self-pity speech from yours truely.

Whoa is me. How could I get fired from an Internet directory? Maybe I should resign before they have a chance to remove me? Think of it this way. Say you went to work at your usual time in the morning, but your boss calls you into his office to tell you that you're fired at the end of the day. Would you stay? Of course not. Wait, wait. Wrong analogy. Okay how about this one?

Say you went to work and stayed all day but before your shift is over your boss calls you into his office to tell you you're fired. Would you stay? Ah, forget the analogies. I wonder if my situation would be analagous to getting fired on your day off? Nah.

Well, I'll look on the bright side. Who wants to work some where where you are constantly berated everyday; have people become beligerant as soon as they get into contact with you, then ask for your phone number so they can call you back and chew you out some more, and if they had your e-mail address they'd not only call you, but also e-mail you to tell you what they think about you; call you all kinds of names; and say things like "I've been waiting for forever and I'm not gonna wait anymore! That's unacceptable!" No, silly, I'm not talking about Dmoz. I'm talking about my real job! Whoa is me.


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Hey, if I can't laugh at myself then who will?


[Edit] Editing for more unintentional breaking news. OH MY GOD! I think Oprah Winfrey has something to do with it! I think she's angry over how her category is being kept up. Did she really cause the Dmoz blackout? Word has it that AOL is looking into it.